I decided to take a tiny bit of my lunch break and cobble together my own statement on Sony's nasty anti-piracy "rootkit" (software hidden on Sony music CDs that takes control of your computer without your permission) by mashing up Dan Kaminsky's visualization of affected systems worldwide and one of the Sony PlayStation's most beloved games, Katamari Damacy. The result:



Those of you with better Photoshopping skills should feel free to create more "screenshots" from this conceptual game.

An alternate name for this game could be "Katamari XCP" -- XCP is the name of Sony's rootkit. It works well with the game's theme song: "Na na na na na na na na, Katamari XCP..."